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It just needed to be posted [Mar. 17th, 2005|01:36 am]
Me: Danielle asks who she is, and Patty answers, "Someone from your father's cooking class, who we've invited to dinner. With her fiancé. What's her fiancé's name again?" Brad, it turns out. "That is such a perfect fiancé name."
(yeah, if your name is Janet and you met the guy in a college class and you don't mind having sex with a transvestite)
Me: Rocky Horror sucks.
Her: *nodnod*
Her: my cousin wanted me to watch all five with him, i didn't make it through the first half of the first one
Me: five? There's one. You're thinking of Rocky.
Me: lol
Her: whatever, lol
Me: although the idea of Sylvester Stallone in drag is kinda neat. :)

Disclaimer: I'm kidding about Sylvester Stallone, although I really don't like RHPS. I just don't.
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(no subject) [Mar. 15th, 2005|10:20 pm]
You scored as Eastern Pagan. Eastern Pagans come in two breeds; The Buddhist-Pagan, who follows the Buddhist belief of the "middle way" and the Hindu-pagan, who leans to the Hindu Pantheon of gods. Thoughtful, calm, insightful individuals are often drawn to Eastern mythology and thought. Enlightenment is more than a theory; it's a state of mind to aspire to, and there are certain key elements that you've found in the Eastern paths that offer to help you on the journey. Those who seek these paths are often the teachers, the peacemakters and the intellectualists of our world.


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Roman Pantheonic Pagan


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Norse Pantheonic Pagan (Asatru)


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omgwtfbbq - in the literal sense [Mar. 14th, 2005|10:48 am]
Waking up to find that your sheet has a burn hole in it is scary enough.

Knowing you slept through the sheet catching on fire is even worse.

But when you call the only person capable of providing an explanation, and they didn't even know about it, that's when you panic.

Now I'm wondering if my sore throat this morning is due to smoke inhalation.
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(no subject) [Mar. 12th, 2005|04:28 pm]
I'm just going to end up writing a bunch of random stuff all day.

Why would a female that finds an actor attractive want to write a story about him having sex with another guy?

I'm not seeing the squee value here.

Yes, I just might find a way to include squee in all of my entries. It's no "omg racecar bling bling" but it makes more sense to say in a situation.

Some days I feel like I have to keep all of my thoughts written somewhere, even the pointless ones.
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(no subject) [Mar. 12th, 2005|04:20 pm]
Strange as it is, I feel that I should start writing longer entries and beginning each one with Dear Reader. I would proceed to talk about my day, or things that happened to me in the past. These entries would be some of the best writing I've ever done. They wouldn't be full of profanity, which is a bad habit of mine. They would be the perfect thing to read on a rainy day, while you're drinking tea.

Fuck it. Who am I kidding?
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(no subject) [Mar. 12th, 2005|02:38 pm]
Has anyone else managed to squee over finding actual food in their fridge?
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Lauren Graham Deja Vu! [Mar. 11th, 2005|07:57 pm]
I'm cracking up right now.

I had forgotten that Lauren Graham was Speed Dial Valerie on Seinfeld. Last Tuesday on Gilmore Girls, she went into a rant about speed dial with Luke.

I love Actor Karma.
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(no subject) [Mar. 11th, 2005|12:11 pm]

Cut for swearsCollapse )

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(no subject) [Mar. 11th, 2005|10:45 am]
My dsl was disconnected for awhile in February. Joe and I finally had the opportunity to set everything up again, and I was talking to the computer (Don't laugh at me. All of you do it too. Don't lie.) to encourage it to hurry up. Joe and I don't have kids, so the computer is kind of like our baby...and it is not being raised right. If one of us yells at it, the other one usually says something to comfort it. We're such bad parents. No wonder this thing needs an overhaul every few months. It's the computer's version of a nervous breakdown. Anyway, I'm sitting by the computer, going, "Come on, install! Stop taking so long! Come on. Come on. Come on."

And the heater turned on, poor neglected thing that it is.

Of course, that made me giggle and yell, "Not you, dammit!"
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(no subject) [Mar. 11th, 2005|01:17 am]
I've been reading stuff at metaquotes.

It's inspired me to listen to my Phantom soundtrack while I watch The Matrix.

I'm only writing this here because I'll probably forget in the next ten minutes. I suffer from sleep deprivation ADD.
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